6-foot-2 man goes to Texas Roadhouse. Then he looks inside the bread roll basket: ‘I need y’all to get it together’
There is a nonzero chance that Olive Garden's famous unlimited breadsticks have permanently rewired many people's brains. Now, it can be hard to dine at other big-chain restaurants and accept that the proffered bread is sacrilegiously finite.
One man is currently going viral for experiencing such an outrage when dining at a Texas Roadhouse, which had smaller offerings.
‘What … do you think I came here for?'
Content creator Kevone (@kulk3030) shared a video addressing Texas Roadhouse regarding their cuisine. The video has since accumulated more than 888,000 views.
“Texas Roadhouse, I need y'all to get it the [expletive] together, ‘cause I'm tired of y'all being socially unaware,” Kevone said. “I'm 6 [feet, 2 inches], 300-plus pounds … I'm half the size of an adult gorilla, and y'all gonna sit me down at the table and just give me four rolls? And not even enough butter to spread across the communion cracker?”
Kevone then aired his grievances with the food service at Texas Roadhouse.
“So then I inhale that [expletive] before you even ask me what I want to drink, and then Courtney, or whatever other white girl name you can think of [goes] … ‘Would you like some more bread?'” Kevone said. “What the [expletive] do you think I came here for? Because it … sure ain't the meat y'all be cooking.”
Kevone asserted that Texas Roadhouse's meats left much to be desired, as exemplified by the “punk [expletive] bottle of steak sauce” that waiters leave on the tables.
“If you need sauce, you ain't cooking some [expletive] right,” Kevone said. “That old middle school-cafeteria-frozen-Tyson-food-[expletive]-meat y'all be cooking? Don't nobody want that [expletive].”
Kevone concluded his video with one final bit of critique, this time directed at the “lonely” bag of peanuts left in a “raggedy-[expletive] bucket” at his table.
“Who the [expletive] you know goes to a restaurant and be like, ‘Nah, I don't want none of your entrees, I want to bust them nuts?'” Kevone said. “If y'all don't start me off with a dozen rolls and instead of putting them punk-[expletive] peanuts in that bucket, fill that [expletive] up with some butter, and quit playing in my [expletive] face.”
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Commenters discuss the video
Kevone's commenters were torn under his video, with many commiserating alongside him. Some viewers joked that it sounded like his “first mistake was going to Texas Roadhouse.”
“I'm 37 weeks pregnant, went to order some rolls after my last baby appointment and they were OUT, SOLD OUT,” one commenter wrote. “Literally said they were unavailable for their rolls. How do you run out????”
“They need to give you bottomless rolls when you sit down, not just 4,” another commented. “That's a crime.”
“I always say if you take longhorns food and pair it with Texas roadhouse bread you got some,” a third commenter wrote.
Moreover, multiple Texas Roadhouse employees flocked to Kevone's comment to defend their workplace.
“We cut our meat every single day,” said one viewer who self-identified as an employee of 10 years. “Everything is made in house from scratch. We are one of the only few scratch kitchen steakhouses!!”
“As a texas roadhouse server, i usually always bring more bread with drinks,” another commented. “I can usually tell when they need more bread lol.”
“When i worked at texas roadhouse we are taught to bring one when we sit u,” a third shared. “I had a table of 4 middle aged dudes who asked how many i can give them before being charged. I said ‘i wont charge u but if u tip me 20% ill make ur dreams come true' this man reaches in his wallet pulls out a 20 … Each man ate 15 rolls. PLUS steaks. Best table i ever had.”
While Texas Roadhouse's bread rolls are complimentary, the number of rolls served per table appears to vary based on location and availability.
Buzz News has reached out to Texas Roadhouse via email and Kevone via TikTok comment.